Thursday, 18 June 2015

why we used to hate MAC is different to why we hate MAC now..


this was 3 years ago when  Bobbie first bought a lipstick before we worked with them.. this whole post is 3 years ago. we wrote down why we hated them and now we thought we would write it up.










5 reasons I hate MAC right NOW.
MAC was the first red lipstick I ever bought, and the first red lipstick that then subsequently went into a blog sale, it was the place where I could spend hours just looking at the confusion of colour and spend hours just choosing one item.  MAC was this whole new shiny world where there were limitless choices and combinations of things and it was like a drug which held me in this colourful universe for years. 

I've been moving away from MAC recently, however, and you're gonna have to bear with me because I'm on a bit of a rampage with this one.  Here's five reasons why I'm less than amused at the Estée Lauder company's cosmetic powerhouse:

1. Animal testing in China.

Word reached my ears recently about MAC and their position in China under parent company Estée Lauder, and how their position to animal testing has been revised due to this move.  China requires animal testing by law, so although MAC has understandably wanted to conquer the huge, cash cow of the Chinese market, they have been forced to resume animal testing.  It's important to stress that the animal testing policy for MAC in other countries will remain as is - untested on animals - but just because we can't see China doesn't mean it isn't happening.  If true, this is a huge backwards step for MAC, and a huge embarrassment.

2. Eleventh billion collections.

I actually can't remember the last time I bought from a MAC collection.  Occasionally I'll peruse the core line if I've run out of something I use all the time, but I actually used to get excited about the new upcoming collections. I'd excitedly go on the Specktra forums and write long long lists and arrive at the counter on launch day ready to spend and take no prisoners.  Do you know why I was so excited for new MAC collections back in the day? It was because I actually had to WAIT for them.  Not just a week, either. A month, two months. Even more.  The anticipation was excruciating.  MAC's current policy seems to be a free-for-all with a new collection each week of crappy, badly-formulated products - a continual parade of mediocrity.

3. Limited edition, but not quite.

The thing about MAC is hype.  You remember Lightscapade? It only got repromoted a couple of months ago and then… oh! Look up there, a flying pig! While you were distracted MAC's creative team ran out of ideas and slid the very same product into the next collection and asked you kindly to look the other way.  I mean, come on! It's Lightscapade - an MSF so legendary you barely even dare speak its name. The continual repromoting of things that used to be hotly-anticipated big-ticket items for the year - and everyone would be clutching at their debit cards anxiously waiting to input their data and sell their soul the second it came online - well, that's gone. MAC have gotten greedy.

4. What customer service?

I often go by a general rule of thumb when shopping at MAC: if you want acceptable service, just avoid the MAC counter at Selfridges in London. If you want great service, avoid MAC altogether.  There are obviously a few exceptions to this rule - such as the lovely ladies I know who work at MAC, and the whole of the counter at Brighton - but one of the main things that puts me off working at MAC are the staff.

Some of them seem to put their makeup on in the dark.  Put their counter in the window of the store and it's like they are vampires revealed in the light: orange foundation, unblended contours and eyebrows painted on.  I'm not saying this is true for every MAC artist, of course, but some of them definitely would scare the innocent cosmetic-buying consumer.

There are a couple of types of customer service at MAC, but the one that seems the most widespread is the type seen in Selfridges London (see, I mentioned Selfridges for a reason).  The MAC counter staff gather in packs of laughing hyenas, congregating in groups of 8 strong chatting and if you dare ask for help, you'll get one of two reactions.  The first is that they'll palm you off on someone else who isn't earning money by chatting, and the second is that they'll actually help you - in the most grudging, rude manner possible.

No thanks.  I'd rather shop elsewhere.

5. Are they really even that good?

The conclusion I'm beginning to draw from conspicuously NOT shopping at MAC is that there's stuff elsewhere which, if not equal, is just BETTER. Illamasqua, Becca, Laura Mercier and NARS do it better, consistently, with better products which aren't hastily pasted-together launches which either offend (Rodarte) or lack any kind of spark (most of the other collections last year).  I'm getting to that point where I don't really care if something is limited edition or not anymore - I'm more interested in whether the product performs.  I don't need another glitterbomb Mineralize Skinfinish which migrates to my chin and eyebrows, I want a blush which stays on all day and stays wherever the hell I put it (even if that IS on my chin and eyebrows).

Sometimes I just get this kind of bee in my bonnet and I'm unable to stop the inevitable tirade of vitriolic spouting you're seeing here.  I'm kind of feeling like the sparkly blindfold of MAC and it's limited edition collections has lifted though.  I'll still buy from MAC as one of those kind of 'eh, whatever' consumers, but that flutter of excitement has long gone.

How do you feel about MAC right now? Good? Bad? Indifferent?

REVIEW: MAC FOUNDATION face and body ITS CRAP

sup,
Bob is going to review


MAC Face & Body
Not the most glamorous packaging eh? It reminds me of craft glue or something and the glue comparison doesn’t stop there, it also SMELLS like craft glue. Available in both 50ml and 120ml  bottles, it is far more economical to buy Costco-style but don’t get sucked in: F&B is notorious for turning quickly so opt for the smaller size if you only plan to use it occasionally (or keep the large size in the fridge and notify your family that it is not edible- seriously, my grandfather once ate my face mask).
Shade wise, F&B offers a bit of flexibility as it lacks the opaque base of most foundations on the market (semi-translucent quality, I’d say). I own the parts of the warm C range because I have yellow olive-y skin and neutral foundations look ridiculous on me; my winter match is C1 which fits my NC20 skin pretty well, if I’m looking paler than usual it’s because I am! I’d eyeball C2 to be an NC-almost-30 and C6 is my bizarre shade for working on others who have enviable tans. There is also a white shade available for paler ladies and gents, if you don’t mind mixing.
MAC Face & Body
The consistency of F&B is downright odd. Let me first say that I pride myself on my ability to wrap my head around tricky textures (and sometimes shitty textures) so I was surprised that I encountered a fair amount of trial and error. It is water based so straight out of the bottle, the consistency is very liquid but you have a window of 30 seconds before the product starts to set, leaving you with a grippy/rubbery/sticky dilemma.




WE HATE THIS FOUNDATION BASICALLY

Monday, 8 June 2015

WE HATE WORKING AT MAC!! WORKING AT MAC IS NOT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE.. MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC MAC

HOWDIE
Bob- 29 male
Bobbie-29 also male.


The job is shit full stop. Everyone probably thinks working for MAC would be AMAZING, but its really not.
1st 95% of the workers are sexist or racists or both.
2nd the customers who come in pretending they know it all or when you they don't even know how to swatch foundation.
3rd the makeup isn't even that good
4th there is a dress code for ya face.. you have basically got to shovel the makeup on to your face like there is no tomorrow for the employees at MAC. the more makeup you wear, the more the brand gets promote but when some people have extremely bad skin, the last thing they want to be doing is shovelling it on to their face everyday!! then the managers at MAC will say "sort the skin out babe" and we are basically like well you ask us to put this amount of slap on..
5th us workers are made to say anything- even if the foundation is a shade too dark or light or if the lipstick is the worst colour in the world, we have to say yes it looks gorgeous!
6th MAC follow a code or whatever it really is.. "all ages, all races, all sexes".. so not true..
 


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Friday, 5 June 2015

WHY ITS OKAY TO CRITICIZE A PERSON OR A WEBSITE ABOUT THEM?

WHATS UP?


TODAY WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO POST SOMETHIMG THAT WE ARE VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT AND VERY CLOSE TO OUR HEARTS. OUR HATE TOWARDS SOME PEOPLE IS UNBELIEVABLE BUT TOWARDS OTHER IS UNDERSTANDABLE. WE ATE GOING TO GIVE YOU TWO EXAMPLES:
We are going to call this person "sandy". First of all sandy has a blog and she is always uploading blog posts about beauty, fashion etc.. We love blogs like this but we find that some of her posts can be very cheesy and also unrealistic. She blabs on about shit that nobody gives a shit about and also is careless towards her friends as shown in one of her blogs about her "business" which is not a business. Also we can see she included that she has a "business partner" which we feel that she doesn't include much of her in this. She relates to her once but never again in the post. 


The second person also has a blog and we will be calling her "bora". Bora used to have a blog, first of all we know her personally from MAC as she was a customer and secondly she is very quiet and on her blog she was completely different. Especially on social media she is 100000% fake to what she is like on her blog.

These are 2 examples of two people who we absolutely fucking hate on the internet!! 

Thursday, 4 June 2015

WHO ARE WE?

Hello everybody!!


We're Bob & Bobbie also known as just Bobbobbie.


Our interests include looking at blogs- We love to read girl blogs. For example, beauty and fashion but we also have an interest in baking. We work at MAC and love to cover beautiful women in colours that don't suit them just because we need to get our dollars. We're form the UK and specifically do NOT like working at MAC because all of the workers are all stuck up Bitches.
We also LOVE Starbucks because we love the thrill it gives me when we're riding to work on a camel. (our camel is a Porsche btw).

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LOTS OF GAY LOVE FROM
BOB BOBBIE.
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